Sure, at first blush Jeff might seem kind of lost and ineffectual, but you should reserve judgement until you've walked a klick in his Doc Martens. In our contest, you'll actually become Jeff, and face the hideous truth of your droll existence! Carouse about Burnfield, interact with your peers, avoid the wrath of Tim, and fight to keep from going mad in your vain attempt to find something, anything to occupy your time! Beat the odds and fashion some sort of interesting experience from your day, and you'll be entered in our drawing for subUrbia T-Shirts, posters, soundtrack CDs and other assorted consumerist trinkets! Hey, have you really got anything better to do?